Propos fontanny:
To: U.S. Congress
Dihydro Monoxide (Henceforth referred to as DHM) is a compound being used in products across the globe. Though this compound is relativly safe under the right circumstances, it is one of the most common causes of death or other accidents worldwide. Though it can be used safely, it can burn skin, and is deadly if inhaled. Farmers across the nation have been using this product on crops as a growth enhancement aid, despite the fact that it can cause massive damage to the crops and even BUILDINGS, which they justify because it makes the crops that aren't destroyed significantly larger. In addition, varying amounts of DHM end up in food products.
DHM is used in the processing of various non-food related products as well, because it can be used as an industrial coolant. This means a possibly dealy industrial coolant is ending up in our food products without any warning to the consumer.
As of now, the government is ignoring the tremendous risks associated with DHM. It is a compund that we, the undersigned, feel should be restricted, if not banned, in this country. In addition, all products carrying DHM should bear a seal or label warning consumers of the presence of DHM in that product. Significant steps should be made to encourage farmers and manufacturers to avoid DHM, including some kind of incentive program for those who make their product DHM free.
DHM is dangerous, and should be eliminated.
Sincerely,